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Post by Vincent A on May 14, 2004 15:52:14 GMT -5
This is a list of fifteen things that are applied to about 73% of Graal Classic. You know they're true, and I know I'll probably get flamed for this.
Know how easy it was to realize these things? Five minutes. That's how much attitudes, actions, and behaviours are repeated everyday by that 73% I talked about before.
My Graal Online Observations
1. If you started the game after someone else, you suck.
2. If you don’t make fun of people, you suck.
3. If you make fun of someone who makes fun of you, you suck.
4. If you don’t cuss on a daily basis, you suck.
5. If you follow a single set rule or law, you suck.
6. If you gain a “reputation” for not making spelling and grammar mistakes, and you make a single mistake, a person that hates you will always point it out, when at the same time, fifty percent of what they say is undecipherable.
7. If you aren’t a high-level PK’er or sparer, you suck.
8. If you use logic and common sense, you suck.
9. If you help out a newbie, you suck.
10. Hours matter. Hours affect how people act to you and what they think of you. Hours affect most everything on Graal. If you have fewer hours than a person, you suck.
11. If you’re in a guild where people don’t act like jackasses 24/7, you suck, along with everyone else in the guild.
12. If you’re not in someone’s guild, you suck.
13. If you’re killed in a fight, you suck. You are “2ez”, and you are “owned”, “ownt”, ”pwnd”, “pwnt”, and so on…
14. If you retaliate to any insult, you are repeatedly told to not “cry, son”.
15. Just like hours, your age and your kills/deaths matter. They affect how people act to you and what they think of you. They affect most everything on Graal. If you have fewer kills, higher deaths, and/or a lower age, you suck.
Like I said, you know it's true, and you know that that 73% does all of that, or at least all but two or three of them.
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Post by Cory on May 14, 2004 19:14:14 GMT -5
Wow Vincent..you calculated this? Or did you pull 73% outta your BH. Geez where is your life? I mean come on you're complaining about stupid stuff. You're basically crying, i mean if you want to cry about graal just go to your mother dont bring it up here, you're just going to get harassed the hell out of and btw its Sparrer not sparer, Yesssssss let me get that son. Ok Vincent from now on you can't speak, breath, cry, or post here. *Officially Bans Vincent*
P.S. Hey kid i think you're the only one here that cares about the things you said, never make a post like this again, i wasted 3 minutes (I TIMED IT HAHAAHAHA) reading this which means you owe me 3 minutes of my life back kid.
OWNED OWNT PWNED PWNT TOO EASY KID STOP CRYING JUNIOR!!!
lmfao
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Post by DoG on May 14, 2004 19:17:52 GMT -5
16. If you are a sever and named UN, you suck
17. If you do no't suck, you suck
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Post by Vincent A on May 14, 2004 19:20:16 GMT -5
1) I didn't notice Word autocorrected it.  2) 73% was just a random percentage that came to my mind. It wasn't a calculation 3) This is not a lamentation; this is simply my own opinion (which obvoiusly doesn't matter to anyone of you) and what I've observed what goes on in Graal and how people act and treat people. 4) I don't care if you don't care, or if anyone else cares. Like I said, I knew people would reply with some crdue remarks. That's exactly what I was expect. I don't care if you think that, becuase you know every single on of those are true. 5) You decided to "waste" those three precious significant minutes of your life yourself. Don't blame me. |
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Post by DoG on May 14, 2004 19:22:46 GMT -5
I know I'll probably get flamed for this yup  |
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Post by Cory on May 14, 2004 19:23:32 GMT -5
Yet again Vincent another typo "Becuase"....man buddy its "Because" good lord! If you dont care if people care then why post in the first place....also "crdue" does someone need typing lessons? "Crude"
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Post by Vincent A on May 14, 2004 19:52:06 GMT -5
See what I mean, Dog? They just sit, waiting, watching like a hawk to find one error someone makes since they have nothing better to do then make fun of people. |
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Post by DoNKo9o4 on May 14, 2004 19:52:06 GMT -5
Haven't mastered the art of quote-owning like Kat has but, I'll work the old fashioned way.
Here goes:
"Know how easy it was to realize these things? Five minutes."
Wow, I'm sure glad that makes sense. Oh, and if the five minutes is referring to the next sentence, then how easy was it? Elaborate, kid.
1. If you started the game after someone else, you suck.
Wrong, Nighty started after someone, he's "<3'd" by more than he's hated.
2. If you don’t make fun of people, you suck.
3. If you make fun of someone who makes fun of you, you suck.
Once again, falso. Vincent, just because YOU are made fun of, doesn't mean everyone is and they suck. Actually, it's just you and Omega really.
4. If you don’t cuss on a daily basis, you suck.
...Wow, is it me, or are you just retarded?
5. If you follow a single set rule or law, you suck.
Refer to the last comment.
6. If you gain a “reputation” for not making spelling and grammar mistakes, and you make a single mistake, a person that hates you will always point it out, when at the same time, fifty percent of what they say is undecipherable.
Will you ever make a correct obsevation? Guess not after reading your post. People that try to uphold their grammar/spelling are made fun of when they mispell something or are grammatically incorrect because they set a standard, then fall below it.
7. If you aren’t a high-level PK’er or sparer, you suck.
This is true. Congratulations.
8. If you use logic and common sense, you suck.
No Vincent, you are mistaken. If you use logic and common sense, then let everyone know that you are using it, then you are being retarded, and will probably be made fun of... but you know this already.
9. If you help out a newbie, you suck.
Damn, this means FAQs suck... and to be honest, no one could care less about who you help out.
10. Hours matter. Hours affect how people act to you and what they think of you. Hours affect most everything on Graal. If you have fewer hours than a person, you suck.
Haha wrong, you just have very few hours and no one likes you.
11. If you’re in a guild where people don’t act like jackasses 24/7, you suck, along with everyone else in the guild.
12. If you’re not in someone’s guild, you suck.
Lmao. I don't know of anyone that acts like a jackass 24/7 in The Sabbat, but then again, half of them hate you, so you try to degrade them. Oh, by the way, Ogg isn't in a guild and he doesn't suck... except in your eyes.
13. If you’re killed in a fight, you suck. You are “2ez”, and you are “owned”, “ownt”, ”pwnd”, “pwnt”, and so on…
14. If you retaliate to any insult, you are repeatedly told to not “cry, son”.
Only for the pleasure of seeing idiot kids like you get angry over such a simple game.
15. Just like hours, your age and your kills/deaths matter. They affect how people act to you and what they think of you. They affect most everything on Graal. If you have fewer kills, higher deaths, and/or a lower age, you suck.
This is the definition of Vincent basically. Low hours. Low kills. High deaths. Low age. Low quantity of friends(Graal and real life.)
I guess you could say that those are my observations of Vincent's.
Donko's Newb Theory:
1) Complain about getting pk'd? Newb.
2) Complain about losing in a spar? Newb.
3) If you are staff and you lose a spar in an event, and immediately get on tag and watch. Newb.
4) If you get off after you lose because you are too ashamed of losing a spar to someone over a game. Newb.
5) If you try to draw pity from others because you're a suicidal idiot. Newb.
6) If you make a lame post trying to describe what gets done to you everytime you log onto Graal. Newb.
More to come as I progress through my data collection, as a GC hopefully this Sunday.
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Post by DoNKo9o4 on May 14, 2004 20:45:52 GMT -5
That's right. Verbal Assault 101.
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Post by Agamemnon on May 14, 2004 20:50:19 GMT -5
The things I have noticed on Graal:
1. People make me sad =(
2. Graal is a good place to vent my sadness and actually have people listen but....
3. When people listen they usually laugh at me =(
4. I am so tired of this hard and cold existance, I wish my mom smothered me with my pet blanket that I still carry around.
5. I'm attracted to goth kids who rape animal corpses in magical rituals.
Have fun kids, I'm depressed =(
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Post by Evil on May 14, 2004 20:57:41 GMT -5
1. If you started the game after someone else, you suck. Uh.... let me hope these get better. 2. If you don’t make fun of people, you suck. I can't think of anything to say to these because they're just so stupid. 3. If you make fun of someone who makes fun of you, you suck. I'm really only posting comments to these because I'm trying to sound smarter than Donko. [quote author=Vincent Atari link=board=Graal&thread=1084567934&start=0#0 date=1084567934]4. If you don’t cuss on a daily basis, you suck.[/quote] Seriously, otherwise I would have just ignored this post and tried to erase it from my memory. 5. If you follow a single set rule or law, you suck. ................ 6. If you gain a “reputation” for not making spelling and grammar mistakes, and you make a single mistake, a person that hates you will always point it out, when at the same time, fifty percent of what they say is undecipherable. I didn't bother reading Donko's replies to these, but I don't really understand how he could stand coming up with them. 7. If you aren’t a high-level PK’er or sparer, you suck. I hope you didn't make this list yourself. 8. If you use logic and common sense, you suck. You must think very highly of yourself then? 9. If you help out a newbie, you suck. This one isn't any better. 10. Hours matter. Hours affect how people act to you and what they think of you. Hours affect most everything on Graal. If you have fewer hours than a person, you suck. I doubt this. 11. If you’re in a guild where people don’t act like jackasses 24/7, you suck, along with everyone else in the guild. I doubt this. 12. If you’re not in someone’s guild, you suck. I doubt this. [quote author=Vincent Atari link=board=Graal&thread=1084567934&start=0#0 date=1084567934]13. If you’re killed in a fight, you suck. You are “2ez”, and you are “owned”, “ownt”, ”pwnd”, “pwnt”, and so on…[/quote] Keep cryin' junior. 14. If you retaliate to any insult, you are repeatedly told to not “cry, son”. This one honestly caught me off guard. I couldn't bear to keep replying to these. I just wanted to make a quote list. |
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Post by DoNKo9o4 on May 14, 2004 21:01:12 GMT -5
Evil, you're so cool. I wish I was you so much.
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Post by Vincent A on May 14, 2004 21:20:32 GMT -5
1) Like I already said, this does not apply to everyone. This applys to most though. Don't just take the direct meaning. Think about it, and compare it to how people act.
2) Stop acting like you're cool when you say that I have no freinds on Graal and in real life. I have plenty of freinds on Graal, and in real life. You don't know a single thing about me. You just know that I hate people like you who think they're the best, when they're so not the best.
3) Sure, a few of them may be a little exaggerated. I exaggereated a few to GET THE POINT THROUGH. But even that amount of exaggeration cannot peirce your thick skull, can it?
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Post by Jesus Christ Himself on May 14, 2004 21:44:06 GMT -5
The things I have noticed on Graal: 1. People make me sad =( 2. Graal is a good place to vent my sadness and actually have people listen but.... 3. When people listen they usually laugh at me =( 4. I am so tired of this hard and cold existance, I wish my mom smothered me with my pet blanket that I still carry around. 5. I'm attracted to goth kids who rape animal corpses in magical rituals. Have fun kids, I'm depressed =( me too let's start a club Vincent you can join. |
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Post by DoNKo9o4 on May 14, 2004 22:08:22 GMT -5
Vincent, you say the same things over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over. You are becoming a source of problems on the boards. We could be happily posting about Cypher's man meat... or Ren's brain, but we have to waste time on your idiotic posts that are basically the story of a day in the life of Vincent Atari on Graal. If you read his "observations", I'd say about 73% of them happen to him every... oh, about 5 minutes.
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