Post by Sting on Jan 9, 2006 21:07:13 GMT -5
Battle rap III was won by Sammy who faced Clel in the final. Jay, the reigning champ, was not available to defend his title and so the Freestyle Battle Rapping championship is now disputed, until the two can square off. The doorprize (open to the audience) was for a rap on Nightmareangel, two tickets were awarded to the audience favourite and two to the one the MC (myself) felt was of the highest caliber. Digger picked up the audience favourite, Violet got the MC's.
Here are some of the highlights of the tournament:
Shimmy (on Tatsumi):
Hey tatsumi, acting like you knew me,
you really don't, and right now I'm stoned,
but that don't matter, you're getting fatter,
sh*t look at your weight! Fatness is your fate!
Tatsumi has trouble fitting in the halls,
can't even fit in the bathroom stalls,
He doesn't have the balls,
he's still wearing bras,
yup he has man tits,
that's how fat he is,
Advice for your problem,
Those hamburgers, drop 'em,
it's simple my friend,
you eat more and you'll get fatter to no end.
So stop eating so much and sh*t more,
or else you'll live a life as a fat whore.
Sammy (On Zero):
Oh sh*t Zero you got yourself in trouble f*g
'Cause now you messin' wit a girl on her rag
And now you 'bout to be owned by a girl and that's just sad
But guess what n*gga?
Last night I saw your mom
She told me she had a rubber schlong 8 inches long
Of course I asked her if I could see,
And next thing I knew she was on top of me!
I pushed and I shoved and she landed on the floor,
And then I took her schlong and ran out the door.
She got pissed at me and I yelled, "n*gga plz!"
But next thing I knew she was in front of you on her knees.
Sammy (on Clel):
Oh sh*t, what's this?
The white girl is STILL in the mix.
Well I'm here representin' the toall crowd,
And I'm here just to make them proud.
But as for Clel, well,
I heard about the things he's done for fun,
Like the animals and the men he's done.
I see him, mister big bag GC,
But I bet he bends all the men over his knee.
But as for me, yeah, I could win this thing,
Because I could own everyone, even Sting.
And terror is what this b*tch is about to bring.
So Clel, you might wanna back off cause I'm b*tch of Graal,
And I'm here to see you fail.
Your mom called last night,
She said you gave her quite a fright.
About how you snuck into her room around three,
Asking if she'd get down on her kees.
And she agreed with glee.
I asked her how good you were to her,
And she said the dog was was better.
Haha b*tch you got owned by a canine,
But I'm sure Nighty thought you were fine.
So here I am, done with this.
So on your face is where I'll take a p*ss.
Clel(On Sammy):
It seems like I've been in this tourney all day
but I just have to say
that you're in my way
So I won't play
Your attempt will be a miss
Which will insure your dismiss
I will blow a kiss
As your carried by the wind's hiss
I'd draw my mic like a sword
Just incase you got bored
Look at yourself in that Henry Ford
My rhymes come so fast
you can only watch em go past
and blast
your chances of winning this last--
Part of the event
as you see you're not ment--
to focus on a battle while you're livin in a tent
that's not a nice scent
so I bet your nose is bent
But you spent
all your money on that new vent!
This tournament the doorprize rap (open to the general public) was on Nightmareangel, these are the entries:
Digger:
yo, theres a man with a plan named NIGHT-TEE
he walks around on 2 legs just like me
except he's super fat
looks like a rat
and sits right down to go pee!
Big Tex:
Night,
Night
you got no fight
you're to wuss to make a rap
well i'm makin a rap that'll make ya crap
nighty,
u r a running b*tch like mighty
why?
cause ur shy with the ladies
and while i'm pimpin
u still be flippin
at that place u call a job
it's a Burger King!!!
that aint a job
that's a place for hobos
now be a good boy and get me sum chicken fries b*tch
and go eat sumthin u fattie
Jub:
nighty,
hes so fat that when he trys to wank all that comes out is sand,
i walked down the street and saw his girl on her knees,
i said,
" hey girl why are you down on his sack?"
she said"
" brb giving service to the maxie the f*g"
i saw his mom in the parking lot,
i was like,
"WHOA WTF IS THAT A MONSTER TRUCK?!"
owned.
Night:
Oh man that guy Night,
He's such a delight,
Even despite his most recent plight,
Seems this evil Australian Guy Sting,
Is trying to bring Night down making him the focus of everyone's dissing.
But I'm gonna have to flip it around,
Keep my smile from turning upside down,
time to write some sugary rhymes,
The kind that makes you enjoy mimes,
This is my ode to Night,
He's so out of sight,
He's always right,
He's a vamp yet he doesn't bite,
He even taught Sting how to fly a kite,
He's not too shabby in a fight,
Mighty Mouse ain't got nothing on his might,
When he walks into a room it seems like it fills with light,
Plus he's super bright,
And his rhymes are always tight,
He owns Deophite,
Sting is really trite,
Oh did I mention Blizzaro is in love with Night!
Violet:
Nighty why didn't you join, were you too scared and needed your lighty. I
hear that people call you a fatty, is that true or is that a rumor. Why do you
seem like such a malignant tumor eating your way into everyone's brain.
Your gonna kill em all....or perhaps urself. When a fight comes about you
just become flighty running straight away, sure i'm one to talk with my lag and
all, but at least i'm not someone who will fondle their one and only ball. What
happened to the other, did you get hungry and decide to take a chomp. All
that is there now is a empty gash, probably decided to earn some cash and
let some h*e take it, Anyways, is it true that your just trying to make a living off
of ol' mcdonalds. Flip that burger dosey doe like the hillbilly you know you
are. I hear your mother is obese, or is it just because of the fact that she is a
beast. Probably been eating them greasy patties u bring her, o wait! It just hit
me, I now know why you trying to earn money. it's cuz u two are the fat typo i
guess your saving up for lipo. Why haven't i heard nothing about your dad,
is it because you and your mom got mad and decided to eat him. You two
remind me of hannibal lector and him being a cannibal, i guess your just
living up to tradition of eating fat people eh. What's next, you gonna try and
eat your mom, but that will take 30 days. And I hear you're trying to lose wait
to get all those ladies, i see why it's ambiguous sex....i guess the ladies think
ur more of a pillow than a man...i bet you probably suffocate them with all
your fat, i bet there are some of them stuck inside u. Well...the point is just
lose some d*#n weight, ur nothing useful, if u remain a fatty, unless that is
they serve u up as a hamburger patty.
Here are some of the highlights of the tournament:
Shimmy (on Tatsumi):
Hey tatsumi, acting like you knew me,
you really don't, and right now I'm stoned,
but that don't matter, you're getting fatter,
sh*t look at your weight! Fatness is your fate!
Tatsumi has trouble fitting in the halls,
can't even fit in the bathroom stalls,
He doesn't have the balls,
he's still wearing bras,
yup he has man tits,
that's how fat he is,
Advice for your problem,
Those hamburgers, drop 'em,
it's simple my friend,
you eat more and you'll get fatter to no end.
So stop eating so much and sh*t more,
or else you'll live a life as a fat whore.
Sammy (On Zero):
Oh sh*t Zero you got yourself in trouble f*g
'Cause now you messin' wit a girl on her rag
And now you 'bout to be owned by a girl and that's just sad
But guess what n*gga?
Last night I saw your mom
She told me she had a rubber schlong 8 inches long
Of course I asked her if I could see,
And next thing I knew she was on top of me!
I pushed and I shoved and she landed on the floor,
And then I took her schlong and ran out the door.
She got pissed at me and I yelled, "n*gga plz!"
But next thing I knew she was in front of you on her knees.
Sammy (on Clel):
Oh sh*t, what's this?
The white girl is STILL in the mix.
Well I'm here representin' the toall crowd,
And I'm here just to make them proud.
But as for Clel, well,
I heard about the things he's done for fun,
Like the animals and the men he's done.
I see him, mister big bag GC,
But I bet he bends all the men over his knee.
But as for me, yeah, I could win this thing,
Because I could own everyone, even Sting.
And terror is what this b*tch is about to bring.
So Clel, you might wanna back off cause I'm b*tch of Graal,
And I'm here to see you fail.
Your mom called last night,
She said you gave her quite a fright.
About how you snuck into her room around three,
Asking if she'd get down on her kees.
And she agreed with glee.
I asked her how good you were to her,
And she said the dog was was better.
Haha b*tch you got owned by a canine,
But I'm sure Nighty thought you were fine.
So here I am, done with this.
So on your face is where I'll take a p*ss.
Clel(On Sammy):
It seems like I've been in this tourney all day
but I just have to say
that you're in my way
So I won't play
Your attempt will be a miss
Which will insure your dismiss
I will blow a kiss
As your carried by the wind's hiss
I'd draw my mic like a sword
Just incase you got bored
Look at yourself in that Henry Ford
My rhymes come so fast
you can only watch em go past
and blast
your chances of winning this last--
Part of the event
as you see you're not ment--
to focus on a battle while you're livin in a tent
that's not a nice scent
so I bet your nose is bent
But you spent
all your money on that new vent!
This tournament the doorprize rap (open to the general public) was on Nightmareangel, these are the entries:
Digger:
yo, theres a man with a plan named NIGHT-TEE
he walks around on 2 legs just like me
except he's super fat
looks like a rat
and sits right down to go pee!
Big Tex:
Night,
Night
you got no fight
you're to wuss to make a rap
well i'm makin a rap that'll make ya crap
nighty,
u r a running b*tch like mighty
why?
cause ur shy with the ladies
and while i'm pimpin
u still be flippin
at that place u call a job
it's a Burger King!!!
that aint a job
that's a place for hobos
now be a good boy and get me sum chicken fries b*tch
and go eat sumthin u fattie
Jub:
nighty,
hes so fat that when he trys to wank all that comes out is sand,
i walked down the street and saw his girl on her knees,
i said,
" hey girl why are you down on his sack?"
she said"
" brb giving service to the maxie the f*g"
i saw his mom in the parking lot,
i was like,
"WHOA WTF IS THAT A MONSTER TRUCK?!"
owned.
Night:
Oh man that guy Night,
He's such a delight,
Even despite his most recent plight,
Seems this evil Australian Guy Sting,
Is trying to bring Night down making him the focus of everyone's dissing.
But I'm gonna have to flip it around,
Keep my smile from turning upside down,
time to write some sugary rhymes,
The kind that makes you enjoy mimes,
This is my ode to Night,
He's so out of sight,
He's always right,
He's a vamp yet he doesn't bite,
He even taught Sting how to fly a kite,
He's not too shabby in a fight,
Mighty Mouse ain't got nothing on his might,
When he walks into a room it seems like it fills with light,
Plus he's super bright,
And his rhymes are always tight,
He owns Deophite,
Sting is really trite,
Oh did I mention Blizzaro is in love with Night!
Violet:
Nighty why didn't you join, were you too scared and needed your lighty. I
hear that people call you a fatty, is that true or is that a rumor. Why do you
seem like such a malignant tumor eating your way into everyone's brain.
Your gonna kill em all....or perhaps urself. When a fight comes about you
just become flighty running straight away, sure i'm one to talk with my lag and
all, but at least i'm not someone who will fondle their one and only ball. What
happened to the other, did you get hungry and decide to take a chomp. All
that is there now is a empty gash, probably decided to earn some cash and
let some h*e take it, Anyways, is it true that your just trying to make a living off
of ol' mcdonalds. Flip that burger dosey doe like the hillbilly you know you
are. I hear your mother is obese, or is it just because of the fact that she is a
beast. Probably been eating them greasy patties u bring her, o wait! It just hit
me, I now know why you trying to earn money. it's cuz u two are the fat typo i
guess your saving up for lipo. Why haven't i heard nothing about your dad,
is it because you and your mom got mad and decided to eat him. You two
remind me of hannibal lector and him being a cannibal, i guess your just
living up to tradition of eating fat people eh. What's next, you gonna try and
eat your mom, but that will take 30 days. And I hear you're trying to lose wait
to get all those ladies, i see why it's ambiguous sex....i guess the ladies think
ur more of a pillow than a man...i bet you probably suffocate them with all
your fat, i bet there are some of them stuck inside u. Well...the point is just
lose some d*#n weight, ur nothing useful, if u remain a fatty, unless that is
they serve u up as a hamburger patty.
