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Post by kill on Oct 8, 2007 0:25:30 GMT -5
They don't own idiotic people like mystic who can't put his "theirs", "theres" and "they're"s correctly in a structured sentence. Instead, he disses other people with stuff like "pausing noob who is depressed" when infact, he's just describing himself Furthermore, Luda decided to ab use his godemode abilities by robbing a bank and the person who pisses off mystic the most is...
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Post by MysticX2X on Oct 8, 2007 0:27:40 GMT -5
kill and i thought to myself "hmmm is thor ****in stupid or is there a rule you cant talk about graal besides the fact i didnt mention graal but a person" and so i derived a troop of soldiers to do kamikaze attacks on london so that iraq had the job done and so....
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Post by Thor on Oct 8, 2007 0:33:35 GMT -5
the crab people altered the time space continuum so Mystic looked like a lump of poo rather than a human being, not much difference there then, his mum trod on the poo but didnt wash it off because it improved her smell,
with this news the hero to save the Earth was changed to.........
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Post by kill on Oct 8, 2007 0:35:52 GMT -5
The great Kill
also if your gay, post under this.
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Post by MysticX2X on Oct 8, 2007 0:39:51 GMT -5
the person above is kinda shot in the brain kind of like what the crab people will do to this earth and thor deporting him to the london train station so he can play with his friends the rats. The games they will play....
If youre gay post above and below this.
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Post by Thor on Oct 8, 2007 0:46:04 GMT -5
who can make the best rat curry for the 'Feed the punjabs, let them know its christmas time' charity based in Detroit,
Kill needed to think of a new method of propultion that could send him across the solar system in order to save Earth, he then heard a loud noise and saw Mystics mum flying up into the sky with a huge stream of fart gas below her, he then decided he would build a space ship around Mystics mum and reward her with rat curry in exchange for fart propultion.
the firt planet they headed for was........
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Post by kill on Oct 8, 2007 0:53:55 GMT -5
Hindi Bindi land, because there are BILLIONS of indians in india, and now the world, they have gone off to make their own planet just for them.
There they will occupy all the jobs and other things like they do on Earth. As well as over-populating Earth, they are growing in large large numbers. Mystic is a sign of the increasing amount of rats with names like bharvagavrakesh pakalapati and poojam singh sukhdeeep.
Kill will have to somehow get rid of these indians, and he can do this by...
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Post by cetellic on Oct 8, 2007 0:54:01 GMT -5
sending Clel in cause he's the best fighter ever, but Clel would be useless without his blue dildo looking sword so.......
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Post by MysticX2X on Oct 8, 2007 0:56:36 GMT -5
mystic put clel in Mystic then chain whipped them and forced them to pick cotton He especially whipped clel with a ball and chain so itd leave a brutal mark. Unforunately clel smelled and...
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Post by kill on Oct 8, 2007 1:03:50 GMT -5
Beat the crap out of Mystic for typing and acting tough on the internet. However, the indians were still alive!!! Clel was failing to do his job So Kill thought of a brilliant initiative which was to make mystic commit suicide when he failed trying to...
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Post by MysticX2X on Oct 8, 2007 1:05:02 GMT -5
make kill smart and relieve the world of his stupidity. This was such a great idea that.....
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Post by kill on Oct 8, 2007 1:06:59 GMT -5
Thor decided to get in this and hanged mystics head on a stick as a shield on graal.
He also...
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Post by cetellic on Oct 8, 2007 1:07:09 GMT -5
went over Mystic's house to stop his mother from stabbing herself in the ass with what she thought was a dildo but was actually Clel's sword! Unfortunately he was too late and...
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Post by Thor on Oct 8, 2007 1:09:08 GMT -5
the crab people had to go and ruin it by detonating the bomb early in the hindi bindi planet before Kill could reach it, so instead he directed his mystics mums fart powered spaceship towards............
(late post but it works)
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Post by MysticX2X on Oct 8, 2007 1:09:29 GMT -5
london so it could murder thorl and free the world from his retardation and his penis filled modem that lags him up so mad because he has too much cock porn up in there. This resulted in...
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