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Post by cetellic on Oct 8, 2007 1:12:55 GMT -5
Mystic playing with Barbie dolls because he thought Clel was done for, but in reality Clel didnt live in London which meant...
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Post by MysticX2X on Oct 8, 2007 1:15:15 GMT -5
that mystic was actually thinking of thor. But he sent a bomb down to africa where clel lived and where the natives did their fire dance hoping to cook their food. Unfortunately they expected it a bit tooo "hot" and....
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Post by cetellic on Oct 8, 2007 1:18:33 GMT -5
Mystic killed himself by suiciding Africa, Clel heard the news and decided to fly his air plane down there to look at the MASSIVE damage, but along the way Mystic appeared on the air plane as a zombie and knocked Clel away from the controls so....
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Post by MysticX2X on Oct 8, 2007 1:19:57 GMT -5
clel died finally and they did their african burial ritual to honor his worthless life but mystic wasnt dead at all he was in tip top shape laughing at clel. Clel was being cremated now and his bones were thrown in the river and....
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Post by cetellic on Oct 8, 2007 1:22:24 GMT -5
But then Mystic suddenly remember all the times where Clel saved his life while they were friends, he began crying and...........
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Post by MysticX2X on Oct 8, 2007 1:24:04 GMT -5
suddenly realized he and clel were never friends because clel is austistic and mystic never liked autistic people. Sadly clels only friend was kill who really isnt much of a person to brag about at all! Clel was very ad about this and so he...
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Post by kill on Oct 8, 2007 1:27:17 GMT -5
Did nothing because in reality Clel has a lot more friends then just Kill, infact he has more friends then Mystic will ever have!
Anyway - the indians were somehow still breathing... Kill needed to think of something much more simple, yet so awesome but still unexpected... He decided to get mystic to...
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Post by cetellic on Oct 8, 2007 1:28:07 GMT -5
do something stupid that got 5 people wanting to assassinate him, these five people were......
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Post by MysticX2X on Oct 8, 2007 1:29:10 GMT -5
Punch kill hard in the face because hes severely retarded and annoying that its suprising he's still alive. But what do you expect of an abandoned child who has no parents. This was shocking that kill suddenly died and...
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Post by kill on Oct 8, 2007 1:32:27 GMT -5
Despite mystic acting all tough on the internet, his weak so called "punch" missed Kill completely.
And so he decided to chat crap on the internet about other people despite describing himself. Mystic wasn't learning that he wasn't welcome on this planet, he needed to go back to Hindi Bindi land but Kill and the Crab People thought "nah, we'll do something much more productive to him and..."
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Post by MysticX2X on Oct 8, 2007 1:45:23 GMT -5
not care. so when not caring, not caring had to with not caring that not caring.....
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Post by triptelvecho on Oct 8, 2007 2:19:56 GMT -5
shortly after Mystic did something predictable, he slit both wrists while kneeling beside his god Allah....bled to death, trip found his body and pissed on it when suddenly...
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Post by MysticX2X on Oct 8, 2007 9:10:39 GMT -5
trip was brutally beaten with a barb wired baseball bat because he is truly a druggie ass faggot who makes up random poo...so when mystic was not caring, that caring was not caring that not caring caring that caring isnt not caring so not caring is now caring that....
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Post by kill on Oct 8, 2007 15:06:31 GMT -5
Kill thought to himself "damn what a noob mystic is, he says the most pointless, idiotic and useless things, on top of that he has down syndrome which explains his unclear posts talking about utter rubbish that no one can understand"
So meanwhile, the Crab People decided to declare war on the rats a.k.a Hindi Bindi people. This meant that Adolf Hitler was to be brought back from the grave from mystical potions by the Crab People.
Instead of the previous neo-nazi oppinions "the Aryan race is the best" it was now "the CRAB People are the best race ever known to mankind."
This brought a sudden gloom onto the Hindi Bindi people living on Earth, so they all ran away and followed their leader, mystic - to America *cough* I mean HINDI BINDI PLANET!!!
But, they had a revolution amongst themselves to get rid of Mystic because he's such a massive faggot - even by their standars.
So they...
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Post by MysticX2X on Oct 8, 2007 15:28:18 GMT -5
laughed because kill wrote a long reply and said to him "you must have no life if you took the time to write this" then they kicked him and said theyre going to invade britan. Then they did and....
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